Friday, November 22, 2013
WAIT A MINUTE – HOLOGRAMS WILL REDUCE PIRACY IN ZAMBIA!
Saturday, August 24, 2013
Constraints of Local Film and Television Producers in Growing Capacity and Providing High Quality Local Content– Open letter to ZNBC DG Chibamba Kanyama
Monday, February 27, 2012
Foolish Tribal Zambia?
If you are from the Eastern Province and you are reading this you may need some pain killers, but then if I were you I would quickly take comfort in the fact that I come from a region so many of these traditions which I deem irrelevant in this day and age.
Aside from handling placements for clients wishing to advertise during these many traditional ceremonies believe it or not I find really hard to watch them or even be involved। Somehow, I found myself in front of the television ZNBC while visiting my mother over the weekend. With all the buzz that surrounds these ceremonies, you can’t help but notice.
You know for a long time now, I have been telling some of my comrades about how I feel that one of the biggest barriers this country has in as far as developing is concerned are tribes. To put it quite plainly, I feel that having 72 tribes is a mere waste and a big barrier to progress.
If you have read the good book, you will know that there is story about Babel, humankind wanted to build the tallest tower ever, perhaps reaching heaven. They were so united in this quest yet they couldn’t make it. Do you know why? Because they were cursed with languages, tribes. This was extremely detrimental to their quest so much such that confusion, jealousy and strife broke due to the fact they were not speaking one language.
Now Michael Sata is busy every available Bemba to some fancy position and the Lozi’s are busy championing a lost cause. Imagine if this situation, this energy was used for a greater cause! Imagine if we did not have any tribal barriers in this country? Imagine the togetherness, the unity, the progress! For all you know we would build the tallest building that couldn’t even reach heaven!
It is about time that we got read of all these tribal sentiments, empty and unfounded traditions. One would mistake the ncwala for a Dracula ritual of some sort where women dance naked and full grown men hit the ground for reason at all, and to top it all a chief who drinks blood. Come on? Why are we so proud of the past? Why can’t we be proud of the future? Imagine if we turned that Ncwala or indeed the other ceremonies into progressive things like a science fare, were the great minds from eastern province would showcase their inventions. Trust me we would go to the moon by 2018!
Just a thought, instead of the Litunga paddling every year, he could use a helicopter designed by the genius people of Western province. Instead of the people of North Western province being amused by the Makishi and the cutting of foreskins, how about they use the rich solid and good rainfall they have to feed the nation? What say you?
Zambia would just be a better place if instead of ‘being proud of our so called rich history’, we utilize all the talents we have in being the greatest nation on earth. How does throwing your crops in some ritualistic river help you?
We have so many many problems as a country! A President with a knack of renaming things, I hope Ban Kimun has not been renamed. A bumper harvest year after year but the price of meali meal remains the same. 40% of water in Southern Africa but we wait for the rains to cultivate.
What nonsense!
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
The Morning After
What am I to do? Okay, since I’m pretty much everybody’s friend here, I begin to elicit what is to be ‘like Barney from “How I met your Mother” would say, legen-dery’, a few two somes for each of the guys perhaps. Somehow they all fall for it and believe that I can make things happen for them, I don’t how I always get to do this.
So here we are, all four guys, my good friend who I won’t name because he is a deacon at church, but I’m sure some of you know who he is and two new people that I just met at Arcades the other day, and by the way, we are all pretending to be very good friends. Okay at least we have one thing in common; we all want to have drinks and chicks to go with them.
This is like Mingeli’s bad company at its best here eh, so I decide to get everybody a portion of grilled goat or michopo and I tell everyone that they haven’t tested good michipo until they taste what is on these brown papers. We are getting the party starting…. Okay now this is too much, the six pack of Heineken that we bought from Lusaka is now down and the guys really want buzz, in the meantime I’m on my phone trying to text the girls that I promised the guys.
I guess the pressure is too much and one of the guys decides that he will just have to use whatever moneys he has to ensure that the boys get a lege’ndery night as it were and that’s how we started drinking and the night led us to places we never imagined.
We had a gas!
Well, it’s that time again, you know time when you don’t even want to check how much is in your pockets? Yep. The morning after. I wake up in some bed. Our company is gone and there are quite a number of lines of Paul’s face. I think I may know what the problem is.
Being the nice guy that I’m (Self praise) I decide to ask the poor fellow what the problem is. He says its nothing so I quickly say my good byes and I tell the guys not to bother with taking me home since I leave just a few blocks away.
Well, I bet that chap is now broke, thanks to the pressure of the long weekend, with what gain, I don’t know. I have been down this road on a number of occasions and even hell knows the way it’s like. You spend all your money on beers for the guys and the girls whose names you don’t even recall the next day and then you feel the pinch afterwards.
The truth is, ,maybe some of us don’t have as much as we should because we are always spending the little we earn to appease our friends every weekend and long holiday.
Did you know the poor spend more than the rich? Food for thought yah!
How do I know this isn’t cutting it? I receive a call from the guy that bought beers for us asking me for a K10, 000.00 to get him to work- tse tse tse! I’m such bad company, avoid me!
Monday, February 2, 2009
नोट उन्तिल आईटी हप्पेंस तो YOU
Allow me to take you back to that fateful and most recent Friday night, naturally after a long week I would link up with a couple of friends around our lovely Lusaka to hide somewhere in Rhodespark to hear the latest and to simply unwind the week. And so it was on the Friday that I linked up with ‘the usual suspects’ on what started off be to a promising evening. Little did I know that the next few minutes would paint a very grim picture.
I got a call from my little cousin and my first thought was an eminent invitation to one of those salsa dances around town, oh boy how was I wrong. Her message was simple yet thought provoking, ‘you better get home, my dear’. It wasn’t a prank; my kid sister was reported to have been raped. I obviously never really grasped the reality of that message until I got home only to see my aging mother turned into a sorry sight.
This prompted my quick arrival at woodlands Police station where the police officers on duty charged in response to my dismal temperament. Before I realized it, I had four officers at hand to withhold my anger. I looked at my twelve year old sister and couldn’t entertain the fact that some insane men had taken her advantage of her. As I peered deeper in her young eyes, a lot of thoughts came in my mind. I thought about the emotional trauma that this kid was obviously going through, I thought about the possibility of her contracting HIV, I thought about how this experience would affect her sexuality in future. Trust me; you wouldn’t want to be in my shoes.
The night earned itself some credit as the worst night ever such that as I made my way to the children’s section of the University of Zambia, I didn’t know whether it was more important for me to be angry with the culprits or to sympathize with my kid sister. I could deploy all my available resources to making sure that the culprits have been brought to book but what would that change about my sister’s fate? I have too many questions with but a handful of answers. I guess you just never know, until it happens to one of your own!
Monday, January 5, 2009
RETHINKING THE FOOD SITUATION IN ZAMBIA
True to the word, in the past year, the issue of meali meal prices has been one of great interest to most Zambians and it was only a few weeks ago when we were told that Zambian will experience a poor harvest this year, alarming isn’t it? Yet this is the order of the day- year after year. The price of meali meal is negatively affected by ill government food administration, low agriculture output as much as it is affected weather patterns.
I need not overstate the fact that Zambia has a special God-given capacity to feed itself and its neighbors seeing as I would like to zero in on a few ideas that could work to solve the food crisis. I may not have the magic solution but I hope that this pierce of writing saves a start to devising workable solutions to address the current crisis.
Despite countless efforts made to urge government to put agriculture on the center stage of their undertakings for both internal food security and foreign exchange purposes, there has been little done in this area. Today agricultural news is still rocked by unattainable fertilizer prices and maize grain price scandals. It is obvious that the system being used to make these much needed agricultural inputs available is not working. And this is not only embarrassing but detrimental to aspirations of ensuring sustainable food security and making Zambia the ultimate food basket in Africa.
Firstly there is a lot of mismanagement, low innovation and lack of priority that characterizes operations at the FRA. In frantic efforts to know what the problem is, I was shocked to learn that both commercial and subsistence farmers find it more profitable to sell the maize to opaque beer brewers or foreign nations rather than the government simply because alcohol brewers for instance offer to buy the grain at double the price. Why can’t government rectify this anomaly? I suggest that deliberate regulation be effected to woo farmers to vend the grain to the FRA by offering attractive prices and terms, and smart economic measures such as high taxation and regulation be effected to discourage farmers from selling their maize to ‘opaque beer brewers’.
Secondly, Government needs to take more deliberate action other than relying on selfish private commercial farmers who would rather sell their maize grain to the Congo than the FRA. I suggest that the state identify key farmers so as to equip and position them in strategic locations for the sole purpose of achieving food security in our beloved country. These strategic state aided farms should be equipped with state of the art farming equipments, inputs, an all season irrigation system that enables winter farming (Tapped from the numerous mighty rivers we are endowed with) and objective government supervision to ensure that food shortages and crazy meali meal prices are a the thing of the past.
Lastly, Zambia also suffers from a self inflicted addiction to maize- somehow we believe that the only thing worth being called food is maize meal- nshima. This is not the case; there are other foodstuffs like rice, cassava, Irish potatoes, sweet potatoes, that can supplement maize as the staple food. Government needs to take deliberate action to fight this stereotype and promote other foodstuff to combat hunger in this country. I will give you an example of Cassava, a crop I am most familiar with because my grand mother in Kapompo grows the crop. Cassava is cheap and convenient to grow; it is rich in carbohydrates and will not let you down should your basal metabolic rate be higher than the average Zambian. Yet it is very drought resistant, doesn’t need fertilizer and can grow in various soils with minimum supervision. The advantages that Cassava has over maize are immense and I see no reason why it should not be promoted as a staple food of choice.
We need to see more inspiring deliberate action and more government innovative regulation to ensure that the country has maximum food security so that Justin Mweemba and his family are well fed. This in my view is the government’s primary responsibility and there is no room for excuses.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Education for Today and Tomorrow
I need not emphasize the fact that Zambia’s educational system is a shoot in the dark. My assertion is that there is need to conceptualize and design the entire educational system so as to breed successful minds that are armed to address the challenges of the 21st century.
I would like you to tell me what Zambia’s education philosophy is? What is the conceptual backdrop to what kids are being taught in schools? What are we doing to prepare the kids for the competition that exits in today’s globalized world? I am sure you have no answer- my point exactly.
A bit of background to this will be to mention that at independence, Zambia adopted the British education system which was mostly designed to produce ‘office people’, the accountants, managers and lawyers. This particular system created some stereotypes which made office work look more special and the more hands-on type of work more inferior- little wonder this kind of work was left to the natives. Worse off, this system of education was created to address the challenges of 1950s, 60s and 70s and has not been adjusted since then. Today by the time a kid completes grade twelve, he/she is very ill prepared to face the challenges of ‘society’ as school leavers fondly make reference to life after high school. In the present day kids learn is Biology, chemistry and so forth; in my view, these subjects are very impractical and add little value to a child who wants to be a carpenter or a footballer.
If you want the kids to be well grounded and very knowledgeable, all those environmental sciences and a lot of math is only necessary until the kids reach grade 9. But in the finals years of high schools, we need to start preparing the kids for society. Let them specialize in one major trade. Let the kids choose what they want to be and train them to excel in that particular field and should you want them to have options, give them a minor major. You will find that this way kids will be smarter and more focused other than when you bombard them with a million subjects and expect them to excel in all of them.
The current education system is also biased to white collar careers, but one thing these so called education administrators forget is that not all kids are the same and working in an office is not everything. I wonder if they have ever heard of people like Muhammad Ali, Oprah Winfrey, Bill Cosby, Kalusha Bwalya and the list is estimable. I am putting across the fact there are other avenues of progress in this world such as sports, art, fashion, drama, film, music, the media, innovation, science, social work and what in recent years has proved to be a very lucrative career- preaching. The role of teachers or mentors should be to identify what a child’s potential is and develop the child’s aspirations further. By 10th grade, a kid and the parents will have to choose a particular trade and focus on being good at what they want to do such that by the time the kid completes grade twelve, they are al least ready to face ‘society’ because we would have equipped them with life skills. This is especially critical since universities and colleges are few and expensive.
Wouldn’t it be nice to have our own education system that’s tailored to suit our needs! It wouldn’t hurt to borrow from the Americans and create something called the Zambian dream, ‘you can be anything you want’. Let’s tell these kids that Zambia is a country of winners! It’s special to be Zambian! Let’s encourage them to be innovative, to enterprise, to work hard, never to quit- yes all things are possible if you put your heart to it!
A little more hope, a little more belief, effort and we are there!